Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says."How so?" his friend asks."Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me.""Was that not love?" his friend asks."No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me.""Was that not love?""No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.""Was that not love?" his friend asks."No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."
If you have any love jokes then post it .
Thursday, December 13, 2007
SMS jokes
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi HE saw me in dark, HE created lightHE saw me without problems, HE created YOU
Dimag Kharab
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai
"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai
"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai
"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain
"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai
" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai
"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai
"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai
"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai
"istri" to "garam" hoti hai
"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai
"custard" to "peela" hota hai
"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai
"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai
"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai
"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai
"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai
"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai
"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai
"bangali" to "paan" khata hai
"paan" to "laal" hota hai
"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai
"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain
"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain
"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai
"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai
"bander' to! "bander' hota hai
Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain
"Jo padh kar apna time barbad
Karte hain.."
Well..
Ooper wale nay aap ko
Bheja to bheja .
"per bheja to
Aisa bheja...."
Ki
"bheje mein bheja hi nahi
Bheja.".
Ye mujhe kisi
NE bheja ..
Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....
Aap ko Bura Laga ?
Toh Aap Kisi
Aur ko Bhej Do.
Hisaab...barabar :)
Dimag Kharab
All SMS jokes are welcome in this segment.
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi HE saw me in dark, HE created lightHE saw me without problems, HE created YOU
Dimag Kharab
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Ke meri chappal toot gai
AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai
"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai
"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai
"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain
"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai
" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai
"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai
"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai
"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai
"istri" to "garam" hoti hai
"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai
"custard" to "peela" hota hai
"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai
"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai
"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai
"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai
"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai
"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai
"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai
"bangali" to "paan" khata hai
"paan" to "laal" hota hai
"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai
"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain
"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain
"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai
"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai
"bander' to! "bander' hota hai
Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain
"Jo padh kar apna time barbad
Karte hain.."
Well..
Ooper wale nay aap ko
Bheja to bheja .
"per bheja to
Aisa bheja...."
Ki
"bheje mein bheja hi nahi
Bheja.".
Ye mujhe kisi
NE bheja ..
Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....
Aap ko Bura Laga ?
Toh Aap Kisi
Aur ko Bhej Do.
Hisaab...barabar :)
Dimag Kharab
All SMS jokes are welcome in this segment.
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